


The Dog and The Cat:The Mean and The Rude!

by ThePurpleLaptop



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Poetry
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2011-10-29
Updated: 2011-10-29
Packaged: 2015-07-14 10:34:11
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 226
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7505610/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2948521/ThePurpleLaptop
Summary: The Dog, and the Cat are not friends. will they ever be, find out in this story.





	The Dog and The Cat:The Mean and The Rude!

'The Dog, and The Cat:Mean and Rude!

The Dog, was an awful person, he treated everyone horribly, he broke pepole's leg's and threw pepole in a ditch, The Cat was sweet and nice. and didnt hurt anyone, well one day The Dog became awfully mean and tried to bring the Cat, down! we'll it didnt work

'HEY DOG! why are you so mean to me?' Said the Cat, fluffing her amazing cute tail.

'Well, you know I CAN WOOF but, you can MEOW yelled the Dog, pushing the Cat.

'OUCH, that hurt!' Blood came out of the Cat's tail, making the dog, pick at it, for more blood'

'good.. good.. good.. I feel like.. who DO i fee l like.. said the dog, acting like an idoit.

'DO YA FEEL LIKE ZA GHOSTY FACEY' said the Dutch dog, whowas is best friend.

Shut the fuck up, Jackie Dog. said the Cat. pulling a knife out of her slow tail.

'I thought you loved me' said the Dog'

'WHAT THE HELL? I NEVER LIKED YOU. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MEAN TO ME!'

'That's not true!' said the Dog'

'You made me bleed, do you think it's okay for you to do this? Well, i DONT! said the Cat.

'Goodbye Cat, I hate you!'

'I.. hate YOU TOO! said the Cat. 


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